Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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