You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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