he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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