I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
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how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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