My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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