At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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