:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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