nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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