scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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