White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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