Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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