I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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