i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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