GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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