Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
