What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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