Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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