OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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