I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
