I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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