Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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