It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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