I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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