I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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