The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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