what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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