I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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