Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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