nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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