It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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