somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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