do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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