I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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