Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish I only lived at night.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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