Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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