i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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