Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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