I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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