just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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