is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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