Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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