Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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