He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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