just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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