I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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