We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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