i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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