YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
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It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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