on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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