hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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