STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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