She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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