Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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