I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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