Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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